The Edmonton West Star, January 23rd, 2013- Local cat, Molly, considers next option after graduating high school.Weary of working few hours in retail for low wage, Molly decides to take up grandparents on offer for post secondary education, provided she can earn decent grades. Options included technical training for a career as a dental hygienist, …
The Edmonton West Star 01/07/2013 Packaging technology from outdated decades make for profitable dividends in contemporary markets. Newly discovered time-bending technologies make it possible for old, outdated and environmentally unfriendly consumer products from the past to once again bounty our store shelves. “The most profitable trend right now is to emulate the indulgences of the …
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Dec 18th 2012, The Edmonton West Star Feline pets are obviously intelligent individuals when it comes to furry companionship, but what they clearly lack are basic human compassions for others. Their flirtation with taking advantage of everyday hardworking pet owners are huge errors in moral credibility. The self described job of cats are to pursue …
Dec 18th, 2012 The Edmonton West Star A new poll indicates Edmonton area citizens fail to display any level of interest or knowledge in the details of the downtown arena negotiations. An overwhelming 80% of Edmontonian's surveyed replied by simply stating, “Listen. I'm just gonna say what I've been saying all along...” Ward 13 Councillor Tim Bellechuk …
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Edmonton - New figures published this week suggest the gingerbread housing market has gone stale, while the looming fiscal cliff heads our way. Edible housing starts in November are at their lowest level since 2008, despite being in the industry's busiest time of year. The many vacant properties suggest that a tiny, whimsical version of a Detroit-like ghetto …
Contrary to popular belief, not all women naturally know how to use the products offered to them on the store shelf. “Like, what does it do exactly? I really don't know, it was always just there,” asks one Edmonton woman after her latest shower. This comes to a surprise to the millions of men worldwide …
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The Edmonton West Star, November 23rd, 2012,The Edmonton West Star In a whirlwind turn of events, a local St. Albert ex-pat has come clean with their true feelings about this infamous Alberta community. An Edmonton West Star exclusive interview. “Well, uh, guys, I want to start out by saying, well, I'm sorry for any misery …
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The Edmonton West Star, November 16th, 2012 Recent reports have surfaced that highlight our growing need to change the once popular Canadian 'polite' stereotype to 'insincere'. This will address the trend to say what we think we should, rather than what we're actually thinking. “It's gotten to the point that people this far north will …
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The Edmonton Weststar, Nov 13th, 2012 New reports indicate that the much heated debate over the use of the word 'marihoochie' when describing the illicit substance is officially over. Up until now, the ruling government had banished the use of the word 'marihoochie' on the grounds that it 'sillys up' the the rhetoric surrounding this …
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