Alberta sees spike in interest outside of the “Economy”

Guest writer, Kirk Mc-Duggan, expatriated Albertan, returns to research 'diverse interests' growing in Alberta outside of 'economy'. With newfound confusion,  Alberta is indeed in a time of transition.  Unemployment has sky rocketed and EI claims rises near ten fold since the down turn in oil. A sad state of affairs for many a household these past …

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Fashion: Local Teenager Considers Fantastic Super Model Life over Regular Life

We are entering in the time of year where folks and citizens from around the globe look into the future with updated expectations. Fitting with this trend, a local teenage boy has looked into the 2017 fashion shift in regards to his post graduate future. “Well, at first I was looking into more business, or …

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Mr. Businesshearted Movie Review: That One Guy from “Jaws”

Guest Columnist Mr. Businesshearted watches movie "Jaws." Crowd favorite bewilders and impresses. It is not very often that a fellow like myself spends time watching the television set rather then studying it for delicious, delicious market survey information. However, that is exactly what happened the other day. I thought to myself, is this what people …

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Editorial: Truth and Social Media

Edmonton WestStar interrupts it's hilariously inconsistent satire posting schedule for a moment to 'get real' if it could. Nov 10th 2016 So it has come to light that the state of North American anxiety is at an all time high. Regardless if it is the economy, the current rise of political fascism, or just that …

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Rocky Mountains declare a state of casual indifference towards nearby Albertan city

Awe- inspiring mountain range to remain pretty far away. Recent statement from the mountain peaks declare they are to remain somewhat uninterested in the day to day affairs of the general human population. The Rocky Mountains state that, despite the apparent visibility of them from this tiny and frantically crawling human situation, they are not, …

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Horoscopes: Friday January 22nd 2016

ARIES (March 21 - April 20): Don't limit yourself to tried and trusted sources of music right now. If you feel a certain 1980's pop ballad is in order, well I say go for it. Loudly. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21): You must be true to your beliefs, even if it will compromise your …

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Alberta’s Cancelled Everybody, Go Home

Local publication startles world with blunt phrasing. Edmonton WestStar After what seems like an endless amount of disappointing economic news resulting from an entirely predictable, if not Gatsby-esque crash in oil prices, a local publication has come forward with an announcement. "That's it, Alberta's cancelled everybody. Go home.” Whether or not an province could logistically …

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Increase in Intense Personal Moral Questioning Blights Egg Consumers

As if navigating current global crisis weren’t enough, the local grocery aisles now force local consumers into an ongoing ethical turmoil every time they reach for the long undermined staple, the simple chicken egg. This is largely due to the increase of ‘Egg’ awareness that has resulted from the revolution in the way we see …

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