The Edmonton West Star, November 23rd, 2012,The Edmonton West Star In a whirlwind turn of events, a local St. Albert ex-pat has come clean with their true feelings about this infamous Alberta community. An Edmonton West Star exclusive interview. “Well, uh, guys, I want to start out by saying, well, I'm sorry for any misery …
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Dear Mr. Businesshearted, I recently bought a new living establishment in a pleasant neighbourhood in Edmonton. I am planning on raising my family with strict morals and a good sense of business. I have a wife and two young children, aged seven and nine. The reason we picked the neighbourhood we did was because of …
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The Edmonton West Star, November 16th, 2012 Recent reports have surfaced that highlight our growing need to change the once popular Canadian 'polite' stereotype to 'insincere'. This will address the trend to say what we think we should, rather than what we're actually thinking. “It's gotten to the point that people this far north will …
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The Edmonton Weststar, Nov 14th, 2012 The East has traditionally been the 'Canadian' part of Canada, the West being a dumping ground for all religious, economic, and sexy extremes located within our northern borders. But what comes of the relationship born in such disparity? The East and West are like green and red, two colours …
ZODIACAL CONSIDERATIONS FOR THIS WEEK: ARIES (March 21-April 19): You enjoy controversy today because whipping up different opinions and facts make you realize that you were right all along. Afterwards, your kids will flip out about their bedtime, but their argument is merely founded on nonsensical screaming. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will need to rely …
The Edmonton Weststar, Nov 13th, 2012 New reports indicate that the much heated debate over the use of the word 'marihoochie' when describing the illicit substance is officially over. Up until now, the ruling government had banished the use of the word 'marihoochie' on the grounds that it 'sillys up' the the rhetoric surrounding this …
Dear Little Miss Stay-at-home, I am a young career woman looking for a leg up into my industry of choice, media relations. I have had many jobs in the past, not because I have trouble keeping them, but because most of them were seasonal positions. I feel that my job search has been difficult, I have …
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The Edmonton Weststar, November 9th, 2011 Many times, our southern neighboring brothers have proved themselves handy through their bustling, cut-throat white collar scene that was mercilessly stolen from behind our city limits. Being what they refer to as 'the rightful capital' of this fair and awesome province, Calgary enjoys plenty of victory not always shared with the tough, …
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The Edmonton Weststar, November 08th, 2012 Slow walkers of all ages are invited to celebrate Novembrance day at Edmonton’s world-class big mall. On November 11th at 11:11AM, patrons young and old will stop complaining how November is too early for Christmas music and observe a moment of silence in remembrance of the many sacrifices made …
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ZODIACAL CONSIDERATIONS FOR THIS WEEK: ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will be in high spirits today before you reach your place of employment. During the day, your moral will fall and you will be considering your options. An authority figure will bring further self doubts. After leaving your place of employment, your spirits will rise. …
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