Dear Little Miss Stay-at-home, I am a young career woman looking for a leg up into my industry of choice, media relations. I have had many jobs in the past, not because I have trouble keeping them, but because most of them were seasonal positions. I feel that my job search has been difficult, I have …
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The Edmonton Weststar, November 9th, 2011 Many times, our southern neighboring brothers have proved themselves handy through their bustling, cut-throat white collar scene that was mercilessly stolen from behind our city limits. Being what they refer to as 'the rightful capital' of this fair and awesome province, Calgary enjoys plenty of victory not always shared with the tough, …
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The Edmonton Weststar, November 08th, 2012 Slow walkers of all ages are invited to celebrate Novembrance day at Edmonton’s world-class big mall. On November 11th at 11:11AM, patrons young and old will stop complaining how November is too early for Christmas music and observe a moment of silence in remembrance of the many sacrifices made …
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ZODIACAL CONSIDERATIONS FOR THIS WEEK: ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will be in high spirits today before you reach your place of employment. During the day, your moral will fall and you will be considering your options. An authority figure will bring further self doubts. After leaving your place of employment, your spirits will rise. …
The Edmonton WestStar, Nov 5th, 2012 “I don't even know what I did!' says an emotional Right-wing Canada on Sunday evening, “We were like all fine or whatever and then suddenly she's not answering my text messages or calls!” The left and right wing political mindsets have been undoubtedly on the rocks lately, but nobody …
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The Edmonton Weststar, Nov 2nd, 2012 In light of new social developments, think tanks, politicians, and worker unions alike are switching to using the term 'buddy' instead of 'comrade' when referring to another citizen of equal value. In an attempt to even the playing field made unpopular by the smelly and directionless 'Occupy' movements, this replacement …
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The Edmonton Weststar, Nov. 2, 2012 'The Canadian Conference of the Arts' (CCA), a long running organization which promoted a federal voice for the arts in Canada announced today that it will be closing its doors after 67 years. A stingy, jealously fueled federal government has made a move to cut short the the two year …
Petroleum industry to use ‘grain elevator’ design to improve PR Nov 1st, 2012, Edmonton Weststar After an almost four decade long toxic public relation struggle with Canadians, top petroleum producers decide a new approach to garner support for their northern Albertan developments. The long terrifying and 'Mordor-ish' look of facilities will be renovated to reflect …
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