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Mr. Businesshearted Movie Review: That One Guy from “Jaws”

Guest Columnist Mr. Businesshearted watches movie "Jaws." Crowd favorite bewilders and impresses. It is not very often that a fellow like myself spends time watching the television set rather then studying it for delicious, delicious market survey information. However, that is exactly what happened the other day. I thought to myself, is this what people …

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Alberta’s Cancelled Everybody, Go Home

Local publication startles world with blunt phrasing. Edmonton WestStar After what seems like an endless amount of disappointing economic news resulting from an entirely predictable, if not Gatsby-esque crash in oil prices, a local publication has come forward with an announcement. "That's it, Alberta's cancelled everybody. Go home.” Whether or not an province could logistically …

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Editorial: I May Not Be a Big City Lawyer but I Sure Would Like to Be Paid Like One

The 2008 recession may seem to be a scary, unmanageable beast of many heads, with a root so deep it will take the 2012 Mayan prophecy to rectify it. However, could this only be fear tactics from on high to keep the common man from indulging in what they so very much deserve? Alberta is …

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Write To Edmonton West Star’s Advice Columnist: Mr. Businesshearted

Dear Mr. Businesshearted, I recently bought a new living establishment in a pleasant neighbourhood in Edmonton. I am planning on raising my family with strict morals and a good sense of business. I have a wife and two young children, aged seven and nine. The reason we picked the neighbourhood we did was because of …

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