Alberta’s Cancelled Everybody, Go Home

Local publication startles world with blunt phrasing. Edmonton WestStar After what seems like an endless amount of disappointing economic news resulting from an entirely predictable, if not Gatsby-esque crash in oil prices, a local publication has come forward with an announcement. "That's it, Alberta's cancelled everybody. Go home.” Whether or not an province could logistically …

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Left-wing Canada ‘not talking to’ Right-wing Canada

The Edmonton WestStar, Nov 5th, 2012 “I don't even know what I did!' says an emotional Right-wing Canada on Sunday evening, “We were like all fine or whatever and then suddenly she's not answering my text messages or calls!”  The left and right wing political mindsets have been undoubtedly on the rocks lately, but nobody …

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